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from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show with jon stewart." captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme song playing] [cheering and applause] >> jon: so nice to see you. on tonight's show, senator dick durbin from the gang of six, the gang of six. yo yo. you know to, get into the gang of six, they beat you inch i don't know if you knew that. sacksby chambliss just gets up, come on, let's do it. anyway, special day. it's our president's 50th birthday, and i am no ingrate. i got him a little something that i think he's going to really enjoy. >> massive 500-point sell-off dousing wall street in a sea of red. >> and the bears are mauling wall street. >> watching it fall like a rock in a swimming pool. >> the 14th-worst point decline for the s&p 500. >> extreme fear and panic. i don't know what happened. [laughter] >> jon: ♪ happy birthday to you [cheering and applause] by the way, i don't have a receipt for that. so... [laughter] you know, america's recent fiscal troubles in the economy shouldn't take away from the fact and shouldn't let us fo
from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show with jon stewart." captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme song playing] [cheering and applause] >> jon: so nice to see you. on tonight's show, senator dick durbin from the gang of six, the gang of six. yo yo. you know to, get into the gang of six, they beat you inch i don't know if you knew that. sacksby chambliss just gets up, come on, let's do it. anyway, special day. it's our president's...
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>> jon stewart is going to take us there. jon stewart says fox news is relentlessly activist. chris wallace says so are you, buddy. nothing helped me beat arthritis pain. until i tried this. it's salonpas. pain relief that works at the site of pain... up to 12 hours. salonpas. ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] thanks to advanced natural gas turbine technology from ge, the power that will help make our nation more energy independent is right here in america. [ crickets chirping ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] advanced gas turbine technology from ge. ♪ - sure, cake or pie? - pie. - apple or cherry? - cherry. oil or cream? oil or cream? cream. some use hydrogenated oil. reddi-wip uses real dairy cream. nothing's more real than reddi-wip. reddi-wip uses real dairy cream. [music playing] confidence available in color. depend® colors for women. looks and fits like underwear. protects like nothing else. depend®. good morning. great day. hey, dad, you think i could drive? i'll tell you what -- when we stop to fill it up. ♪ ♪ [ son ] you realize, it's gotta run out sometime. [ male anno
>> jon stewart is going to take us there. jon stewart says fox news is relentlessly activist. chris wallace says so are you, buddy. nothing helped me beat arthritis pain. until i tried this. it's salonpas. pain relief that works at the site of pain... up to 12 hours. salonpas. ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] thanks to advanced natural gas turbine technology from ge, the power that will help make our nation more energy independent is right here in america. [ crickets chirping ] ♪ [ cheers and...
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>> we're happy to report jon stewart did survive his injuries with that margarita machine. he made up for it with anthony weiner. >>> tina brown and senator dick durbin of illinois. an accident doesn't have to slow you down. introducing better car replacement. if your car is totaled, we give you the money for a car one model year newer. liberty mutual auto insurance. sadly, no. oh. but i did pick up your dry cleaning and had your shoes shined. well, i made you a reservation at the sushi place around the corner. well, in that case, i better get back to these invoices... which i'll do right after making your favorite pancakes. you know what? i'm going to tidy up your side of the office. i can't hear you because i'm also making you a smoothie. [ male announcer ] marriott hotels & resorts knows it's better for xerox to automate their global invoice process so they can focus on serving their customers. with xerox, you're ready for real business. and having a partner like northern trust -- one of the nation's largest wealth managers -- makes all the difference. our goals-based in
>> we're happy to report jon stewart did survive his injuries with that margarita machine. he made up for it with anthony weiner. >>> tina brown and senator dick durbin of illinois. an accident doesn't have to slow you down. introducing better car replacement. if your car is totaled, we give you the money for a car one model year newer. liberty mutual auto insurance. sadly, no. oh. but i did pick up your dry cleaning and had your shoes shined. well, i made you a reservation at...
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this was the type of photo you might see in a parody, you can see jon stewart doing something like that,on "the daily show" making fun of somebody but you don't take a serious news magazine and put -- and put a major presidential candidate on there like that, especially with that headline. it was insulting and makes people question whether or not this was sexist or not. if nothing else, it was inappropriate and in poor taste and unfair. >> let's look ahead. three days away from the iowa straw poll. mitt romney say head of the pack right now, but with governor rick perry looking to steal some thunder on saturday, is it safe to say that we're close to seeing mitt versus rick on the marquee soon? >> perry obviously comes in the top tier. i think what iowa is, truly a fight for the third spot in that top tier. i think this is between bachmann and pawlenty to get in the top -- put three in the top tier, and, you know, they both have something there but pawlenty has put all his eggs in this basket so he has the most to lose. this isn't going to pick our nominee. the iowa straw poll doesn't do
this was the type of photo you might see in a parody, you can see jon stewart doing something like that,on "the daily show" making fun of somebody but you don't take a serious news magazine and put -- and put a major presidential candidate on there like that, especially with that headline. it was insulting and makes people question whether or not this was sexist or not. if nothing else, it was inappropriate and in poor taste and unfair. >> let's look ahead. three days away from...
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. >>> coming up, jon stewart cannot help himself. he cannot control his deep desire to make gay jokes about michele bachmann's husband. so he needs a therapist to help him pray away the gay jokes. that therapist is jerry seinfeld. you'll have that latest in the show. don't miss it. >>> and later, when republican house leader eric cantor says he will never vote for a tax increase of any kind, he is forgetting one little thing about his own record on taxes. luckily for him and the political media has also forgotten it, too. but i'll be reminding him and the political media of the day eric cantor voted to raise income taxes. that's in my "rewrite" tonight. 50 billion network devices will roam the earth. that's seven devices per person. this will change how we work in ways we've never before imagined. what do you need to secure your people, their devices, and your business? a network that can evolve and grow to protect your human network. ♪ [ male announcer ] the davis twins... ...are alike in nearly every way... ...right down to brush
. >>> coming up, jon stewart cannot help himself. he cannot control his deep desire to make gay jokes about michele bachmann's husband. so he needs a therapist to help him pray away the gay jokes. that therapist is jerry seinfeld. you'll have that latest in the show. don't miss it. >>> and later, when republican house leader eric cantor says he will never vote for a tax increase of any kind, he is forgetting one little thing about his own record on taxes. luckily for him and...
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plus jon stewart v the tea party and this is a doozy. we'll show you the clip from last night's daily shly show a later. but first the news. with just hours to go before tonight's midnight deadline, the senate is expected to vote at noon today on a deal to raise the nation's debt ceiling. that comes after the house vote last night where 95 democrats and 174 republicans voted in favor of the bill. the bill expected to pass in the senate with an even higher margin. and then it's on to the desk of president obama will he will sign the legislation into law before the united states defaults on its obligations at midnight. >>> the moment of the night, though, the surprise appearance of arizona congresswoman gabrielle giffords. [ applause ] giffords received a huge ovation from her colleagues as she cast her vote in favor of the deal. it was her first time back on capitol hill since she was critically wounded in january's tragic shooting in tucson. that's less than seven months ago and there she is standing on the floor of the house of represen
plus jon stewart v the tea party and this is a doozy. we'll show you the clip from last night's daily shly show a later. but first the news. with just hours to go before tonight's midnight deadline, the senate is expected to vote at noon today on a deal to raise the nation's debt ceiling. that comes after the house vote last night where 95 democrats and 174 republicans voted in favor of the bill. the bill expected to pass in the senate with an even higher margin. and then it's on to the desk of...
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jon stewart noticed austan goolsbee was a little giddy about that fact. >> your title was -- >> still is chairman of the council of economic advisers for two more days. >> look at you. can we get a shot of his face? you are giddy. >> i will admit to some small enjoyment that i'm getting out of town. once you get to washington, there's only so long you can go. there are a number of people theres who tray tables are pot in the full upright and locked position. eventually, you know, you got to get on with it. so i just feel bad the president's got to stay there. >> well, you know, you are -- i swear to god, you are as giddy as a school girl. look at you. i swear to god. i feel like you should have a baby pacifier and glow stickses. it's like you've taken ecstasy. >>> still ahead, why are you awake in awake? and mome "morning joe" just moments away. . v8 v-fusion juice gives them a full serving of vegetables plus a full serving of fruit. but it just tastes like fruit. [ male announcer ] get five dollars in money-saving coupons at v8juice.com. while i took refuge from the pollen that made
jon stewart noticed austan goolsbee was a little giddy about that fact. >> your title was -- >> still is chairman of the council of economic advisers for two more days. >> look at you. can we get a shot of his face? you are giddy. >> i will admit to some small enjoyment that i'm getting out of town. once you get to washington, there's only so long you can go. there are a number of people theres who tray tables are pot in the full upright and locked position. eventually,...
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wouldn't you know, it jon stewart is watching. >> oh, lord. >> a weather phenomenon of extreme heat called la senaro. a weather phenomenon where the sun gets close enough to the earth to hug it. and then do this to it. but where we humans saw hardship, tv weather news people saw hot-portunity. >> can you cook eggs on the street. cook cookies on a dashboard. i'll taste the pizza. >> this guy may be eating pizza straight off of the sidewalk. but at least he didn't use a [ bleep ]. fork when we ate it. as long as i live, as long as i live -- you don't -- how dare you disrespect. you son of a -- >> kind of -- the new york morphed into a deniro. >> it is. >> brando. >> who made jon do that? >> so funny about that. it's not anything like -- he goes there more every time. >> he's being a real new yorker going after him. here it is. the donald -- we loved it. >> no, honey. >> no! >> he's very sweet. he's trying to be elegant. >> don't do that. >> a plastic fork. >> trying not to eat the bread. >> that's true. i do notice that. >> but he didn't eat the cheese off. you're supposed to take the cheese
wouldn't you know, it jon stewart is watching. >> oh, lord. >> a weather phenomenon of extreme heat called la senaro. a weather phenomenon where the sun gets close enough to the earth to hug it. and then do this to it. but where we humans saw hardship, tv weather news people saw hot-portunity. >> can you cook eggs on the street. cook cookies on a dashboard. i'll taste the pizza. >> this guy may be eating pizza straight off of the sidewalk. but at least he didn't use a [...
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>>> jon stewart and fun, a lot of fun, actually, with the murdoch story. that's on the "sideshow" tonight. >>> finally, let me finish with a name synonymous with candor, courage and healing. betty ford. we start with the tough choices necessary for a big budget deal and whether republicans are willing to make them. driving the economy right off that cliff. eugene robinson is the "weekend update" columnist who won the pulitz pulitzer writer. and ron reagan. and a political fight was quite relatable to real people in the country who don't normally watch political programs like this, but will be very much faenaffec by what we talk about in the next couple of minutes. let's listen to the president. >> can you tell the folks at home that no matter what happens, the social security checks are going to go out on august the 3rd? about $20 billion of social security checks that happen to go out the day after the government is supposedly going to go into default. >> this is not just the social security checks. these are veterans checks, these are folks on disability
>>> jon stewart and fun, a lot of fun, actually, with the murdoch story. that's on the "sideshow" tonight. >>> finally, let me finish with a name synonymous with candor, courage and healing. betty ford. we start with the tough choices necessary for a big budget deal and whether republicans are willing to make them. driving the economy right off that cliff. eugene robinson is the "weekend update" columnist who won the pulitz pulitzer writer. and ron reagan....
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jon stewart and british ex-pass had fun, a lot of fun, actually, with the murdoch story. that's on the "sideshow" tonight. eugene robin sons, of course he won the pulitzer prizewinning there and ron reagan. and a political fight was quite relatable to real people in the country who don't normally watch political programs like this, but will be very much affected by what we talk about in the next couple of minutes. let's listen to the president. >> can you tell the folks at home that no matter what happens, the social security checks are going to go out on august the 3rd? about $20 billion of social security checks that have to go out the day after the government is supposedly going to go into default. >> this is not just a matter of social security checks. these are veterans checks, these are folks on disability and their checks. they're about 70 million checks that go out. each month. >> can you guarantee as president those checks will go out on august 3rd? >> i cannot guarantee those checks go out on august 3rd if we haven't resolved this issue, because there may simply
jon stewart and british ex-pass had fun, a lot of fun, actually, with the murdoch story. that's on the "sideshow" tonight. eugene robin sons, of course he won the pulitzer prizewinning there and ron reagan. and a political fight was quite relatable to real people in the country who don't normally watch political programs like this, but will be very much affected by what we talk about in the next couple of minutes. let's listen to the president. >> can you tell the folks at home...
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like jon stewart was saying. the president has gone way outside anyone's comfort zone with med zaide, medicare and social security and dropping revenues which is a serious mistake. be that as it may, he's the most serious person at that table, in terms of trying to avoid a default, and i still think we will avoid it. i think at the end of the day, that will -- that saner minds prevail, but every minute i get more nervous and every minute we talk about this we're not talking about jobs and the economy. the cost of this debate of legion in my view. >> jimmy williams. one person is controlling the agenda of the united states of america right now and his name is grover norquist. grover norquist was nude gingrich's butt buddy. jack abra hof's buddy. charged peoples 25ds,000 a pop to go to a bush white house signing ceremony. he is a petty crim kninal and m just about every single member of the house of republicans, on the republican side, not the tea party, and almost all republican. s signing a pledge saying they wil
like jon stewart was saying. the president has gone way outside anyone's comfort zone with med zaide, medicare and social security and dropping revenues which is a serious mistake. be that as it may, he's the most serious person at that table, in terms of trying to avoid a default, and i still think we will avoid it. i think at the end of the day, that will -- that saner minds prevail, but every minute i get more nervous and every minute we talk about this we're not talking about jobs and the...
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apology accepted. >> good for jon stewart. it's in "the side show" but there's nothing funny about it. >>> gentlemen, it's great to have you on. this is one of the most interesting political fights that have come along in a long time. you have republican governors in state where is they dominate their legislatures, pennsylvania, ohio, indiana, michigan and wisconsin. they own those states politically. they're using this unique ability of power to destroy one of their enemies it seems. is that your assessment senator brown? >> yeah, governor kasich won the election in with the fall. huge republican year, won by two like he has a mandate to go over the unions. collective bargaining is a 7 75-year-plus tradition in this country. it's why we have this middle class. it's why people who work with their hands or work with their brains and create something or grow a business or support a public service, teaching, police, fire, health care, headstart, whatever, that they contribute and they're reasonably adequately rewarded for that. t
apology accepted. >> good for jon stewart. it's in "the side show" but there's nothing funny about it. >>> gentlemen, it's great to have you on. this is one of the most interesting political fights that have come along in a long time. you have republican governors in state where is they dominate their legislatures, pennsylvania, ohio, indiana, michigan and wisconsin. they own those states politically. they're using this unique ability of power to destroy one of their...
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jerry seinfeld slapping jon stewart across the face. we'll tell you why. boy, i'm glad we got aflac huh. aflac! oh, i've just got major medical... major medical. ...but it helps pay the doctors. pays the doctors, boyyy! [ quack ] oh yeah? what about your family? ♪ we added aflac, so we get cash! it's like our safety net... ♪ to help with the mortgage or whatever we need! so my family doesn't feel the pain too. ha! [ male announcer ] help protect your family at aflac.com. [ pigeons ] heyyy! hooo!!! >>> oh, yes. it's time. >> this is strange. >> john heilemann says it's pushing them. >> it might be. we'll let the audience decide. michelle bachmann's husband operates a therapy clinic. video came out this week showing one of the counselors suggesting to a gay client he could pray away the gay. use prayer to free himself of homosexuality. jon stewart took the premise and tried to repress his own internal instincts, not through prayer, but a comedy therapist, jerry seinfeld. watch. >> you are having trouble, john. you have that urge to ridicule, again, aren'
jerry seinfeld slapping jon stewart across the face. we'll tell you why. boy, i'm glad we got aflac huh. aflac! oh, i've just got major medical... major medical. ...but it helps pay the doctors. pays the doctors, boyyy! [ quack ] oh yeah? what about your family? ♪ we added aflac, so we get cash! it's like our safety net... ♪ to help with the mortgage or whatever we need! so my family doesn't feel the pain too. ha! [ male announcer ] help protect your family at aflac.com. [ pigeons ] heyyy!...
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jon stewart has told me the same thing. bring the funny. come on, tell a couple stories, smile, make the people feel like they are seeing a show. that's what hosts want at some point. >> miller will be on leno and a couple of footnotes. he is going to be plugging, miller is, i hope. the bolder fresher tour which begins at the west bury theater on long island august 20th. continues in connecticut. richmond, virginia, and atlanta city, new jersey. details on bolder fresher.com or bill o'reilly.com. i apologize for that it got away from me that miller segment. i don't know what happened. mitt romney goes after president obama. teacher under fire for criticizing her students' bad behavior on the net. did you see that? moments away. my doctor told me m is besabsorbed in small continuous amounts. only one calcium supplement does that in one daily dose. new citracal slow release... continuously releases calcium plus d for the efficient absorption my body needs. citracal. the frontline plus killing force is there annihilating fleas and ticks. visit
jon stewart has told me the same thing. bring the funny. come on, tell a couple stories, smile, make the people feel like they are seeing a show. that's what hosts want at some point. >> miller will be on leno and a couple of footnotes. he is going to be plugging, miller is, i hope. the bolder fresher tour which begins at the west bury theater on long island august 20th. continues in connecticut. richmond, virginia, and atlanta city, new jersey. details on bolder fresher.com or bill...
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jon stewart and stephen cobert making a lot of hey out of the weiner scandal. turns out these online chats included references to "the daily show" and the colbert report. let's watch. >> one of the newly released texts did catch my eye, if i may, anthony weiner, make me an offer i can't refuse, lady in question, to get us in the mood, we watch back to back episodes of "the daily show" and "colbert report." [ applause ] >> you want me to cut my wrists again? the text exchange about having sex while watching our show took place september 17th, 2010. it was a friday, so they had to be watching a rerun of thursday's show if they were going to have sex. who was the guest that night? >> let's welcome back to the show, president bill clinton. [ applause ] >> i was so psyched to see you on colbert, you were so funny, to which he says, you watch it naked? and she says, ha-ha, of course. oh. oh, my god. oh. oh. oh, my god, oh. [ applause ] >> ooh! it took me a year to get the spitzer off me. >> you watch it naked? >> want to respond to that? >> what has happened here? >>
jon stewart and stephen cobert making a lot of hey out of the weiner scandal. turns out these online chats included references to "the daily show" and the colbert report. let's watch. >> one of the newly released texts did catch my eye, if i may, anthony weiner, make me an offer i can't refuse, lady in question, to get us in the mood, we watch back to back episodes of "the daily show" and "colbert report." [ applause ] >> you want me to cut my wrists...
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it's much to jon stewart's delight. >> no birth certificate has been made public. true. but the state of hawaii has once again said, mr. obama's birth certificate is on file. the certificate of live birth has been released. it showed mr. obama was born in a honolulu hospital. he's a controversial guy, all presidents are. but he deserves to be treated honestly, does he not? [ applause ] >> got the slow golf clap there. why are we still talking about this? >> we're talking about this because of race. it pisses me off and it should to everyone that it keeps coming up and not only do people make the unfounded charges and then we're dancing around like we're talking about something else. people still have a problem with the fact that this is a black president. and what we're seeing is an attempt to launder that issue and that kind of an attack through things that don't sound like a racial attack in the case of the constitution, right, you say this is the constitutional rule, i'm talking about. that it's double, triple checked. it has been. people holding on to this, donald tr
it's much to jon stewart's delight. >> no birth certificate has been made public. true. but the state of hawaii has once again said, mr. obama's birth certificate is on file. the certificate of live birth has been released. it showed mr. obama was born in a honolulu hospital. he's a controversial guy, all presidents are. but he deserves to be treated honestly, does he not? [ applause ] >> got the slow golf clap there. why are we still talking about this? >> we're talking about...
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jon stewart talked to the puppet. senator, it's nice to see you again. thanks for coming back on the show. >> i'm happy to be here. build the dang fence. i never said immigrants started the fire. i said immigrants start fires. there's substantial evidence these fires were started by illegal aliens which is not what i was saying but it's true anyway and now i'm saying it. >> so you are saying -- >> no! stop misquoting me. jon, you have to understand something. mexicans start fires. they are fire starters. i saw one eat a habanero pepper and fart blue flames. they took my reading glasses and i haven't been able to see a damn thing for weeks. >> were they like the ones hanging around your neck? >> now they are just [ bleep ] with me. >> there you go. the john mccain puppet. we have to show you this video from texas. at a walmart, these three guys stole beer and one woman saw enough. white shirt right there. darts out of line. she saw them stealing beer from walmart, made a civilian arrest. climbs on the hood of the car. she got off safely before they drove
jon stewart talked to the puppet. senator, it's nice to see you again. thanks for coming back on the show. >> i'm happy to be here. build the dang fence. i never said immigrants started the fire. i said immigrants start fires. there's substantial evidence these fires were started by illegal aliens which is not what i was saying but it's true anyway and now i'm saying it. >> so you are saying -- >> no! stop misquoting me. jon, you have to understand something. mexicans start...
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. >> and finally, on this friday, let's end it with humor courtesy of jon stewart who offered the special take on a serious candidate tim pawlenty campaign. let's watch. >> well, let's see where governor tim pawlenty is. he has $4.5 million raised this quarter, but he struggles against the perception that he is -- former minnesota governor tim pawlenty kicked off three weeks of barnstorming in the anticipated fox straw poll with a warning that iowans should not waste their support on charismatic candidates who cannot win. >> ooh, tim pawlenty taking a bold stand against charisma. [ laughter ] hey, look, this is not a popularity contest. oh, it is? oh. >> will anyone in this field inspire the conservative voters or do we have the wait for someone like sarah palin or donald trum tp to have the charisma that jon stewart was f stewart. i think secondly, governor pawlenty has a point, we should be voting on records which means we shouldn't be voting for pawlenty. >> connie shorts on this hot friday. thank you very much. >> reporter: thank you. >>> now to the state of the american family and th
. >> and finally, on this friday, let's end it with humor courtesy of jon stewart who offered the special take on a serious candidate tim pawlenty campaign. let's watch. >> well, let's see where governor tim pawlenty is. he has $4.5 million raised this quarter, but he struggles against the perception that he is -- former minnesota governor tim pawlenty kicked off three weeks of barnstorming in the anticipated fox straw poll with a warning that iowans should not waste their support...
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you're a female jon stewart. that's where you should be. you should be doing more serious stuff as well. >> don't you think that would come before you. i don't have to do the same show every single night. i want a combination of things with the books and the stand-up. so i think the next step for me is definitely figuring out a way to do more responsible stuff and kind of also keep the fan base that you've accumulated. >> would you say you're worth $20 million? >> no. >> how much are you? >> i don't know how much i'm worth. >> i pretty much know you can scratch that. anyone can find out how much money i make. why are you -- shut up. just shut up. >> there's the frowner. >> no, no, i can't discuss it. >> obviously, i'm doing fine. . >> i don't like to talk about money, in those schemes, even if it is an hour-long show. pe all know that i'm able to pay my bills. >> i have read the book versus what you deem appropriate is to -- do you ever pull down people's pants that you work with in the hallway? >> no. >> that's where we differ. >> how do y
you're a female jon stewart. that's where you should be. you should be doing more serious stuff as well. >> don't you think that would come before you. i don't have to do the same show every single night. i want a combination of things with the books and the stand-up. so i think the next step for me is definitely figuring out a way to do more responsible stuff and kind of also keep the fan base that you've accumulated. >> would you say you're worth $20 million? >> no. >>...
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well wouldn't you know it, jon stewart and "the daily show" took notice of mr. rossen's report. >> it is experienced over the past week, a weather phenomenon of extreme heat called la solaro. it's weather phenomenon where the sun gets close enough to the earth to hug it. and then do this to it -- haaaaaaaa. but where we humans saw hardship tv weather news people saw hot-portunity. >> can you really cook eggs on a street. baked cookies on a dashboard. the pizza is actually fully cooked. >> this guy may be eating pizza straight off the sidewalk. but at least he didn't use a [ bleep ] fork when he ate it. as long as i live, as long as i live -- you don't eat, how dare you disrespect me. you son of a [ bleep ]. >> going back to the sort of psuedo de niro, i don't know what it is, but i like it. here it is, again, mr. trump, our good friend, donald j. trump, eating pizza with a fork. with sarah palin in may. we like dumb criminals here on "way too early" as you may have noticed. there's a liquor store down in pembroke, florida, that's been hit twice now by the same v
well wouldn't you know it, jon stewart and "the daily show" took notice of mr. rossen's report. >> it is experienced over the past week, a weather phenomenon of extreme heat called la solaro. it's weather phenomenon where the sun gets close enough to the earth to hug it. and then do this to it -- haaaaaaaa. but where we humans saw hardship tv weather news people saw hot-portunity. >> can you really cook eggs on a street. baked cookies on a dashboard. the pizza is actually...
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ronny, take a look at the conversation, it's very important, history of the media, between jon stewart, of comedy central, of course, and chris wallace. i think chris wallace laid down an interesting line here on what fox is all about. i think it's fair to say what he says now in this, perhaps, unrehearsed comment than was ever said by the advertising of fox when they called themselves fair and balanced. let's listen to chris wallace. >> you believe that fox news is exactly the ideological equivalent of nbc news? >> i think we're the counter -- i think that they have a liberal agenda and we tell the other side of the story. >> well, there's an admission by ron and then, josh, not saying fair and balances, he's saying they're a balancing act of the point of view of the major broadcast networks and i guess us? >> yeah. >> that's right. abc, nbc, cbs, the "new york times," everybody else in the media is part of a liberal conspiracy and poor, lonely little fox is out there all on their own counterbalancing this. of course, he admitted in saying that, they are, in fact, a conservative voice
ronny, take a look at the conversation, it's very important, history of the media, between jon stewart, of comedy central, of course, and chris wallace. i think chris wallace laid down an interesting line here on what fox is all about. i think it's fair to say what he says now in this, perhaps, unrehearsed comment than was ever said by the advertising of fox when they called themselves fair and balanced. let's listen to chris wallace. >> you believe that fox news is exactly the...
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jon stewart couldn't help but notice his glee. >> your title was -- tell me your title. >> chairman of the council of economic advisers for two more days. >> look at you. can we get a shot of his face? no, you are giddy, you are giddy. >> i will admit to some small enjoyment that i'm getting out of town. >> you are giddy. >> once you get to washington, there's only so long you can go -- there are a number of people there whose tray tables are not in the full upright and locked position. eventually, you know, you've got to get on with it. so, look, i just feel bad the president has got to work with these folks for years to come. >> well, you know -- i swear to god you are as giddy as a school girl. look at you. i swear to god. i feel like you should have a baby pacifier and some glow sticks. it's like you've taken ecstacy. it's like i'm going home! >> so he's got two more days. >> he was goaded into that. >> that's a very healthy guy. >> that's cute with the tray tables. >> wish him the best. >> he's right about the tray tables. >> so do you ever wonder if the president -- do the presid
jon stewart couldn't help but notice his glee. >> your title was -- tell me your title. >> chairman of the council of economic advisers for two more days. >> look at you. can we get a shot of his face? no, you are giddy, you are giddy. >> i will admit to some small enjoyment that i'm getting out of town. >> you are giddy. >> once you get to washington, there's only so long you can go -- there are a number of people there whose tray tables are not in the full...
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. >> jon stewart might have had it right. >> as a comedian it's a slam dunk. weiner name, weiner picture, where's my check? >> reporter: it was the late-night mockery and testy exchanges with reporters. >> i'm not going to talk about this anymore. >> reporter: that convinced weiner to reverse his pledge not to discuss the matter. do you think you know who did it? >> i don't know. i do have someone that i've asked who are professionals who come in who look at this kind of stuff for big firms. >> reporter: but many have questioned why the liberal new yorker who has called for tougher cyber security laws did not ask capitol police or the fbi to look into it. >> i don't believe this is a capitol crime. i believe this is a state of mischief. and i'm treating it that way. >> reporter: but it's causing more than mischief for you now. >> it's causing -- it's causing mischief but that doesn't necessarily mean that i ask the taxpayers of the united states of america to undergo a big investigation on who posted a silly picture on my twitter page. >> reporter: congressman
. >> jon stewart might have had it right. >> as a comedian it's a slam dunk. weiner name, weiner picture, where's my check? >> reporter: it was the late-night mockery and testy exchanges with reporters. >> i'm not going to talk about this anymore. >> reporter: that convinced weiner to reverse his pledge not to discuss the matter. do you think you know who did it? >> i don't know. i do have someone that i've asked who are professionals who come in who look at...
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. >>> plus governor perry says jon stewart owes him a glass of wine after stewart suggested per
. >>> plus governor perry says jon stewart owes him a glass of wine after stewart suggested per
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>> jon stewart's interview. >> one it weird? >> something. >> i heard jon stewart talk. just -- >> a little abbreviated. >> yeah. >> we told you yesterday to go online. there's the full version. 25 minutes or so. you can watch it on-line. jon stewart was frustrated and he said as much on his show last night about the editing. >> a couple of things about that interview. one -- i suggest you look at the unedited version on-line where my emotional states don't seem to change so arbitrarily. the arguments are a little clearer and a little less like a scene of a woman on the verge of a nervous breakdown. and, two, the unedited version on the web had what i thought was the takeaway moment from the entire interview where chris wallace, one of the more respected individuals at fox gives away the game. >> you believe fox news is exactly the ideological equivalent of nbc news. >> i think we're the counterweight. i think they have a liberal agenda and we tell the other side of the story. >> the other side of the story. we don't tell both sides, the other side. the one we perceive i
>> jon stewart's interview. >> one it weird? >> something. >> i heard jon stewart talk. just -- >> a little abbreviated. >> yeah. >> we told you yesterday to go online. there's the full version. 25 minutes or so. you can watch it on-line. jon stewart was frustrated and he said as much on his show last night about the editing. >> a couple of things about that interview. one -- i suggest you look at the unedited version on-line where my emotional...
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. >> jon stewart had a great bit last night where he presented the president with a birthday gift. >> oh, dear. >> we'll show you that later. patrick has a look at the politico play book. patrick. >> good morning, everybody. >> tim pawlenty is feeling confident with his chances in iowa. let's listen. >> i think we are going to do well. i'm confident of that. the same straw poll is more of an organizational thing than a poll. when my record gets out, reducing spending and doing health care reform with no mandates, government take overs and justices and more, we are going to get more momentum. i think you will see that next week. >> where is he getting the confidence from? >> the expectation, two notable things he said i'll do well. what does very well mean? also giving him an out. this organizational popularity. he's only polling 7%. it's behind michele bachmann and myth romney. he's not going to throw an organizational power behind the straw poll saturday even though his name bb on the ballot. saying if i lose there, everybody is going to say i don't have a chance of winning the iowa
. >> jon stewart had a great bit last night where he presented the president with a birthday gift. >> oh, dear. >> we'll show you that later. patrick has a look at the politico play book. patrick. >> good morning, everybody. >> tim pawlenty is feeling confident with his chances in iowa. let's listen. >> i think we are going to do well. i'm confident of that. the same straw poll is more of an organizational thing than a poll. when my record gets out, reducing...
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president obama is thanking americans for help with the debt ceiling mess but jon stewart is saying not so fast. >> well, i'll tell you this. the president has got to be pretty upset about what is taking place here. >> i want to thank the american people. it's been your voices, your letters, your e mails, your tweets, your phone calls, that have compelled washington to act in a final days. >> let me just stop you right there. you're not pinning this turd on us. the last time i stepped -- if it's the buck, the buck stops with you, not the twitter-verse. >> thank you for being with us tonight. blame that one choice on our staff. i didn't pick that
president obama is thanking americans for help with the debt ceiling mess but jon stewart is saying not so fast. >> well, i'll tell you this. the president has got to be pretty upset about what is taking place here. >> i want to thank the american people. it's been your voices, your letters, your e mails, your tweets, your phone calls, that have compelled washington to act in a final days. >> let me just stop you right there. you're not pinning this turd on us. the last time i...